neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

"Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my personality - it’s all evaporating. I continuously feel that I was someone else, that I felt something else, that I thought something else. What I’m attending here is a show with another set. And the show I’m attending is myself."
Fernando Pessoa (via radiumangel)

emojustinyoung:

riotgrrrl-jpg:

literally everything is now a trigger or cultural appropriation and everything is offensive we might as well just not speak or interact or breathe

"Damaged people are dangerous because they know how to survive."
A Self Harmer. (via woodylou)

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

heliolisk:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

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"You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices."
John Green (via ccute-couples)
"Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be."
Leo TolstoyAnna Karenina (via feellng)
"I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief."
Gerry Spence, How to Argue & Win Every Time (via anamorphosis-and-isolate)